
One night when we were playing cards in the "camp kitchen" my brother ran up to use the toilet and noticed the man in the urinal next to him was having trouble doing what one normally does whilst standing in front of a urinal. My brother, rarely around older people thought he was funny and said "Prostate the size of a grapefruit, eh?" the nice man replied "Well no actually, I had to have it removed last year".
My brother ran back to the kitchen feeling like an asshole.
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Prostate jokes - never a good thing.
I hope he never asks a woman when she's due.
Ouch.
I once made a similar mistake joking with a customer about how some people are so unreasonable when waiting for their orders - "you'd think they were waiting for a kidney!" says loz, "actually, my baby granddaughter needs a kidney transplant"...
Well, the guy could have said "I have no idea...wanna check?" and bent right over for him. Now THAT woulda been a sight to see!
Again, I don't camp, so I don't know much about this sort of thing. Glad you all had fun!!
"Feeling like an asshole."
I get it.
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