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I would like to see a video where after your brother is done bathing, he runs around the house and rubs his head on the carpet. That would be funny.
i agree. i wondered for a second if that's what this video would be.you should ask your brother if nothing sticks to teflon how do they get it to stick to the pan?
"how does teflon stick to the pan you ask ill tell you, its the cosmotrons(the possitive ones) in the metal in the pan(thats aluminum) and the negatice shmosmatrons in the teflon they are opposites and that means they attract, and they bond both chemically and emotionaly, but after a while the shmosmatrons wanna leave the cosmotrons cuz the cosmotrons have been cheating on them with the eggs and bacon (those are negative too) so she tries to leave (the shmosmatrons that is) but she cant because she has her CDs in his truck and she cant just walk away from that its like 40 or 50 CDs so parts of her leave, they are in the middle but the outsides stay so then when the egg comes around it sticks to the parts without any of the shmosmotrons in the middle and eventualy the shmosmotrons give up and totaly leave and t hen in a couple of years they call to see whats up and find the pan with the Cosmotrons living in a dumpster addicted to crack while she is living a good life with some aluminum foil and they have two kids that are in private school, they are 8 and 10, named James and Amanda, James is taking karate lessons and Amanda loves her Balletso thats how the teflon sticks to the pan"Love, TomP.S. me running around naked and wet ramming my ear into the ground..... No Dice!
I figured that since I put video of him on my blog, he should get to respond to your questions. and I begged him BEGGED HIM to use spell check, but in his words "no dice".
Your brother should totally blog. :DHe should also come see to my kitchen.
Dear Tom,I can't even begin to tell you how great that is. thank you for answering my very scientific question with an equally scientific answer. but did the shmosmatrons get to keep her CDs?
The sound didn't come through very well for me, but I just have to say that - for me - there is nothing sexier than a man cleaning!
Teflon can blow mw too. Fucking Teflon.
I have nonstick cupcake tins.I still use the liners, though.Cupcakes are good for the soul, too. Does your brother like cupcakes?
Toms Replies (as transcribed by Knitty)Loz: nope, unfortunately the shmosmatrons sold the truck to buy crack, with all her cd's in it. Ubie: Cupcakes are better, there's more icing on cupcakes.
Is that REALLY your brother? Or did Mom have an affair? Because he seems a lot different from you. And very ADD. And obsessed with ketchup? And Uncle Tom?Wha?His train of thought was AWESOME!
his train of thought is off the tracks. The next movie will have to the backstory he created for himself and why he looks like a mexican/native canadian and not like the rest of our family.
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