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I'm not lying, my dog ate my microphone!OK, that one was a lie... I never had a mic to begin with. Never had one, never want one. Would I lie to you on a Tuesday at 2.21pm? NO!
It's true. I sent her not one but two voice clips telling her that she's a loser.I don't really mean it. I was just deflecting my own shortcomings onto her.
Nick knows all about "shortcomings."
ouch?
My voice is unpleasant. And, since I'm not a lead singer in a rock band, I don't own a microphone.
i'm not a liar like the rest of your fans. it just didn't work for me. i demand an immediate retraction of your "All of you." statement as well as a formal apology. chocolate would be nice, too.
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I'm not lying, my dog ate my microphone!
OK, that one was a lie... I never had a mic to begin with. Never had one, never want one. Would I lie to you on a Tuesday at 2.21pm? NO!
It's true. I sent her not one but two voice clips telling her that she's a loser.
I don't really mean it. I was just deflecting my own shortcomings onto her.
Nick knows all about "shortcomings."
ouch?
My voice is unpleasant. And, since I'm not a lead singer in a rock band, I don't own a microphone.
i'm not a liar like the rest of your fans. it just didn't work for me. i demand an immediate retraction of your "All of you." statement as well as a formal apology. chocolate would be nice, too.
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