For my 400th post I have made a list of my favourite posts.
I want you all will vote on which ones should go onto a new addition to my sidebar called the "hall of fame". So have a gander, and let me know.
Also, lets say that the......100th? post will get a personal audio post from me singing your praises.
I want you all will vote on which ones should go onto a new addition to my sidebar called the "hall of fame". So have a gander, and let me know.
Dove
Gnome Hunting
Fake Yogurt
My fabulous Partner in Crime
Anti-feminist teenage girls
Vibrators
The Maury Show
Vagina Revocation
More Vagina Revocation
"No More Red Dot"
"Birthday Extravaganza"
My Interview on "Queue and Eh"
"Video of my Brother"
"Sydney"
"Cape Tribulation and Nudist Colonies"
Gnome Hunting
Fake Yogurt
My fabulous Partner in Crime
Anti-feminist teenage girls
Vibrators
The Maury Show
Vagina Revocation
More Vagina Revocation
"No More Red Dot"
"Birthday Extravaganza"
My Interview on "Queue and Eh"
"Video of my Brother"
"Sydney"
"Cape Tribulation and Nudist Colonies"
Also, lets say that the......100th? post will get a personal audio post from me singing your praises.
297 Comments:
OK, so this is comment #1.
I will be back very shortly for comment #2.
After I read the posts.
That audio post WILL be mine.
"Video of My Brother" or "Anti Feminist Teenage Girls" are my favourites... "Dove" was a close 3rd.
i could exploit the time difference between us and the rest of blogland and just go right to 100 comments now, while they're sleeping, except i'm tired and cranky.
southern hemisphere for life!
Dove
Anti-feminist teenage girls
Vibrators
Vagina Revocation
More Vagina Revocation
I missed all of these posts the first time around and now I love you more than ever before.
I vote for whatever your favorites are miss knit.
And I think I'd like another song from you via odeo.
That's right friends, I said "another".
I'm back for the moment.
Ok, I'm leaving again.
nick, at this rate ain't nobody getting anything.
it's like Axl said: "You gotta have patience."
I will post whatever words pop into my head.
It would be easier if you disabled the word verification, but whatever.
Gettin' jiggy wit it
Na na na na na na na
na na na na na na na
sasquatch
the flowers that bloom in the spring, tra la!
I'm hungry.
You know what sucks about being the person who makes dinner?
When you're hungry, you can't turn to someone else and say, "What's for dinner?"
I don't feel like going to the trouble of thinking and cooking and all that.
Video Killed the Radio Star!
Snodgrass!
i like the gnome post.
i realize this comes as a shock to everyone.
there ya go ubie, word verification went poof vamoose!
Tits- I thought about you while making this list, I'm glad you liked them.
Thank you miss kendra! that is one of my favs
What did I tell you about patience?
Axl is wise.
I do enjoy the "Anti Feminist Teenage Girls" post... but "Gnome Hunting" is just too hilarious to deny.
I'll always remember that one.
I love love love that you thought of me, Miss Kitty.
In fact, I'm all giggly like a schoolgirl now.
I'm also pretty sure Übie's been hitting the sauce tonight.
Although I agree with her about the whole having to be the one making dinner thing.
I made a kickass dinner tonight, though.
Falafel, hummous, tzatziki sauce, pita, and a nice green salad.
And beer.
Well, the kid didn't have beer, ubt Hubby and I did.
She had milk.
Yeah, that ought to do it for now.
that sounds like a fantastic dinner.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
If I'm 100, I want a picture of you wearing a Catholic school girl outfit.
hmmm...
I don't know about that todd.
I vote for anything with the word "vagina" in it. Cause that word makes me giggle.
Vagina. teehee
GOD! you're such a prude. She didn't use my suggestion for her 400th post either Todd.
Vaginas make me laugh too, Brooke. I sent you an email by the way, did you get it?
I sent Brooke the email.
just so there's no confusion.
Nick:
a) i don't own a catholic school girl outfit
b) You wanted a striptease!
I bet Kendra would make you one.
but then i would have to send her my measurements
And for the record, I didn't want it. It was for the greater good.
Selfish, much.
That audio post has my name all over it.
back to work.
Really, the Catholic school girl outfit is just a prelude to a striptease.
Anything revealing will do.
gee thanks.
For example, your underwear.
No, I actually love you for your mind. Please treat us to your thoughts.
sure ya do, todd.
I've never been offended by you, just so ya know!
Did someone pretending to be me say he loved you for your mind?
Damned imposter.
Take it off!
I'm sober. Unlike Knitty.
i'm in a computing class on a thursday morning
I'm half sober
If half sober is good enough for the police, it's good enough for grad school.
that was my mentality.
I wish it was 9:40am here. I would still be asleep and my fucking neck wouldn't hurt.
You are a popular young lady, especially for a non-slut.
wow todd, thats the best compliment i've ever received
I'd vote for Willie Stargell, but he's dead.
You know who I wish wa here right now? Fucking Bill Clinton. That guy rules.
And for the record, the reason my neck hurts is because I took a viagra and it got stuck in my throat. I've had a stiff neck for hours.
Frank Sinatra's image should be on money. Really.
now that i would love to see
I was Bill Clinton, but I can't remember the password to get into his blog.
I was Bono.
oh you boys and your alter egos
that made my day
YES!
lovely!
I've always wanted an ex-president to hit on me.
i'm starting to think i set the bar too low, we will be at 100 in under an hour at this rate
courtney - put your panties on and take care of your damn kid
What?
WHy?
WHo?
jellybean
whipped creame
vivid
tomfoolery
I
Win
shennanigans
alrighty, i will make on for nick
And another for the person that gets it to 200
I would be pissed, but it's too hot for emotion.
my favourite - Anti-feminist teenage girls
there are 70 mph wind gusts here right now. There's a dust cloud so thick outside the building that I can't see across the street.
and you live in kansas?
get auntie em and toto and hide in the cellar
back to work.
Yeah. Never heard that one before.
lame ass.
Love you!
Hi Miss Knit
I think my children will be going into the military
I've been trying to work from home today.
hi sysm.
I'm bored
Big mistake.
Things they've done that make me think that they'll be effective interrogators some day.
Opera singing
augh... my dad would try to work from home and he would make us play "office"
Totally random bursts of non-rhythmic clapping
"Stitch" imitations
"Fight Club: the animated series"
The ground is lava! Jump on the furniture!
Let's see how long that popscicle will take to melt.
Maybe it'll melt faster on the floor.
Maybe the dog would like to eat pennies.
HAHA
we call our dog stitch because he moves left shoes.
Though they were fun during "make your own snack time"
Ice cream cones
Filled with whipped cream
With peanut butter smeared on the sides.
Rolled in raisins.
With sprinkles on top.
that sounds tasty now
I thought he said "make your own smack" and I was like "Damn, yo."
See, my floor is the ocean and there are sharks and things. but they, too, must jump on the furniture. And, take the cushions and pillows off to create "islands."
would we would make forts
would we would too.
be nice i'm participating in class
participation sucks.
remember, i'm a big nerd.
You mean "class" as in "school", not "class" as in "sophistication", right? Don't worry me like that.
class as in school,
grad school.
random word time!
cereal
I love Squidward.
"Are you going to order something, or are you gonna stand there and make friends with the panelling?"
"Patrick, go be stupid someplace else!"
da doo run run run da doo run run
Where'd Bill Clinton go? I'd like to blow him.
splish splosh splish
Who likes short-shorts?
We like short shorts!
Who wears short shorts?
If I'm #200 do I get a pony?
We wear short shorts!
yea tits, there might be a book deal in it.
I like ponies. Ponies are cute.
Wait, I think I have some alter egos...
I'd like a book deal.
I'd totally blow Bill Clinton for a book deal.
Hell, I just want to blow Bill Clinton.
no ponies, i'm poor
I will make an audio post in ode to you if you are 200
Damn it! I really want a pony.
I would brush its mane and braid its tail and tie pretty ribbons around it.
I have to go weep now.
if i could get you a pony i would
all the nuts are coming out of the woodwork
Get her a My Little Pony.
Zombie Lou loves ponies.
What do I get if I'm 100 and 200?
I mean, i know I need to get a life, but I don't think you can help with that.
Step off, Nick. This one's mine.
if you get 200, then you will nominate someone else for it
Me! Me me me!
I can't find Ethel Merman.
Zombie Lou, did you eat Ethel Merman?
Duke
Duke
Duke
Duke
Duke
of
I can't find Ethel Merman.
Earl
Duke
Duke
Duke
of
Earl
Damn it! I want to win!
Duke
Duke
ME!
Ethel...
Merman
Ethel
Merman
Damn you, Übermilf!
who just won?
Now I really am going to go weep.
Ubie won. And she locked up the server doing it. I couldn't get on here for like 5 minutes.
and I totally would have won too.
so now we have one for nick and one for uber..
nick stop your whinging.
i don't like when men apologize after I blow them.
it never ends well.
I will add to your comment count, but only once. I am a busy man.
Busy killing people.
217 and then dinner.
I don't like when men apologize after I blow them, either.
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