Ah a day of double, if not possibly triple posts..
I asked for it so here it comes, Lil'Red's 5 questions.
If you don't know how this works, you leave a comment saying "interview me" or "bite me" or anything close... and you will get 5 questions from me on your blog, then you have to answer them...
1.so, your sitting on a swimmingpool filled with jello and you all of the sudden have to pee, what do you do?
as a kid I thought pool pee was disgusting, and I still do. Lake pee or ocean pee is okay but pool? ick... that an jello, the heat would melt it right there so EVERYONE would know!
So, I would get out of the pool. An ocean full of jello on the other hand... .
2.you go into a sexshop to buy yourself a new vibrator, do you
a. keep your head down hoping noone will recognize you.
b.just act like its business as usual and pick what you want, pay and leave
c. ask the clerk to put batteries in it for you so you can feel how powerful it is and when he does say"i bet that'll feel good when i get home"
So apparently I'm a vibe queen and searching for "durex vibe elipse" will get you my blog on google.
Funny story about vibes.
I lived in a condo with 3 guys all in the same frat my 2nd year of school. We had the playboy channel and goldbond EVERYWHERE (if you don't know why, don't ask). We were going to the grocery store in one of the guy's car, and they thought it would be funny to make me "suffer" by going to the stag shop and looking at porn.
Well I went straight for the vibes, talked with the lady there, was very descriptive about what I wanted and she was great. She tested it out for me to make sure it worked. This was my intro to vibes. The boys were scared.
Now when I go to the vibe store with the boyfriend we play with them, usually they are already revved up and ready to go, so we will turn them on and look at the "out there things" (whips and bum stuff) and are very respectful.
I see the vibe store as a community where I can talk about my vibes and love it.
3.you are about to jump out of an airplane, where is the one spot in the world you would want to land?
Preferably some place really soft... like the worlds largest cotton ball?
I dont' care so long as its new to me and relatively safe (don't drop me in the middle of Sierra Leone)... France? Italy? Thailand? Aus? (so i don't have to worry about finding a ticket?)
4.what is the most romantic gesture anyone has ever done for you and who was it?
My current boyfriend is very good at the big romantic gesture.. My favorite one he has done was when I came to visit during our long distance year, tired and feeling gross from too many hours of flying. We walk into the bedroom.. there are rose petals on the bed, roses by the bed, glasses of red wine and a chilled martini glass with truffles. Candles. the temperature in the room was perfect. And he had been studying a very well written love book...
He is also great at the little gestures, like buying me a "Moleskine" notebook for all my ideas, or buying me feminist theory books just to make me happy. He loves my mind too!
5.you win the lottery for 5 million dollars and you have the choice of buying all your friends houses or buying houses for your family members which would you choose and why?
This is so loaded, because some of my friends I consider family, and some family wouldn't do the same for me I can promise you! How about I pick 5 people?
1) My parents- I would pay off their house because they love it and hate moving. then I might buy them another one in Santa Barbara where they can weekend...
2) My Aunt L - She is in dire need of a new, larger house, equiped with a small apartment for my Nona to live in.
3) my brother Mark- a nice condo (he would hate to take up too much room, but it would be a pimped out condo) in his university town so he can study there and be happy. and I would get him a maid.. that boy needs help!
4) My brother Tom (the one with his nipples showing on my flicker) - a big house with a huge yard where he can build a half-pipe to skate in and a big garage for building skateboards in. And bedrooms for his lazy ass friends to crash.
5) My twin - she isn't really my twin, but we meet in University and have the same name, and look very similar, and we both rock! Anyways... I would buy her a nice small house in Toronto where she could relax and enjoy her graduate studies, and be able to keep it clean (a house too big and she would go nuts cleaning, she enjoys it... freak). It would have a big kitchen for her boyfriend to cook in. A nice relaxing study and a small yard for their imaginary dog. Oh, and it would have to have a little guest bedroom for moi!
So those are my answers... let me know if you would like to be interviewed!!
-LMK
I asked for it so here it comes, Lil'Red's 5 questions.
If you don't know how this works, you leave a comment saying "interview me" or "bite me" or anything close... and you will get 5 questions from me on your blog, then you have to answer them...
1.so, your sitting on a swimmingpool filled with jello and you all of the sudden have to pee, what do you do?
as a kid I thought pool pee was disgusting, and I still do. Lake pee or ocean pee is okay but pool? ick... that an jello, the heat would melt it right there so EVERYONE would know!
So, I would get out of the pool. An ocean full of jello on the other hand... .
2.you go into a sexshop to buy yourself a new vibrator, do you
a. keep your head down hoping noone will recognize you.
b.just act like its business as usual and pick what you want, pay and leave
c. ask the clerk to put batteries in it for you so you can feel how powerful it is and when he does say"i bet that'll feel good when i get home"
So apparently I'm a vibe queen and searching for "durex vibe elipse" will get you my blog on google.
Funny story about vibes.
I lived in a condo with 3 guys all in the same frat my 2nd year of school. We had the playboy channel and goldbond EVERYWHERE (if you don't know why, don't ask). We were going to the grocery store in one of the guy's car, and they thought it would be funny to make me "suffer" by going to the stag shop and looking at porn.
Well I went straight for the vibes, talked with the lady there, was very descriptive about what I wanted and she was great. She tested it out for me to make sure it worked. This was my intro to vibes. The boys were scared.
Now when I go to the vibe store with the boyfriend we play with them, usually they are already revved up and ready to go, so we will turn them on and look at the "out there things" (whips and bum stuff) and are very respectful.
I see the vibe store as a community where I can talk about my vibes and love it.
3.you are about to jump out of an airplane, where is the one spot in the world you would want to land?
Preferably some place really soft... like the worlds largest cotton ball?
I dont' care so long as its new to me and relatively safe (don't drop me in the middle of Sierra Leone)... France? Italy? Thailand? Aus? (so i don't have to worry about finding a ticket?)
4.what is the most romantic gesture anyone has ever done for you and who was it?
My current boyfriend is very good at the big romantic gesture.. My favorite one he has done was when I came to visit during our long distance year, tired and feeling gross from too many hours of flying. We walk into the bedroom.. there are rose petals on the bed, roses by the bed, glasses of red wine and a chilled martini glass with truffles. Candles. the temperature in the room was perfect. And he had been studying a very well written love book...
He is also great at the little gestures, like buying me a "Moleskine" notebook for all my ideas, or buying me feminist theory books just to make me happy. He loves my mind too!
5.you win the lottery for 5 million dollars and you have the choice of buying all your friends houses or buying houses for your family members which would you choose and why?
This is so loaded, because some of my friends I consider family, and some family wouldn't do the same for me I can promise you! How about I pick 5 people?
1) My parents- I would pay off their house because they love it and hate moving. then I might buy them another one in Santa Barbara where they can weekend...
2) My Aunt L - She is in dire need of a new, larger house, equiped with a small apartment for my Nona to live in.
3) my brother Mark- a nice condo (he would hate to take up too much room, but it would be a pimped out condo) in his university town so he can study there and be happy. and I would get him a maid.. that boy needs help!
4) My brother Tom (the one with his nipples showing on my flicker) - a big house with a huge yard where he can build a half-pipe to skate in and a big garage for building skateboards in. And bedrooms for his lazy ass friends to crash.
5) My twin - she isn't really my twin, but we meet in University and have the same name, and look very similar, and we both rock! Anyways... I would buy her a nice small house in Toronto where she could relax and enjoy her graduate studies, and be able to keep it clean (a house too big and she would go nuts cleaning, she enjoys it... freak). It would have a big kitchen for her boyfriend to cook in. A nice relaxing study and a small yard for their imaginary dog. Oh, and it would have to have a little guest bedroom for moi!
So those are my answers... let me know if you would like to be interviewed!!
-LMK
1 Comments:
ah NPR... gotta love it. its a morning tradition in our family and a car trip tradition, because even on cross country trips you can often find NPR somewhere on your dial.
And now with Podcasting, ah I'm in love..
Yes my boyfriend is bliss, and is slowly getting over the whole "I'm-a-man-so-I-must-be-scared-of-long-term-commitment"
augh the worst part about gold bond is it just sits in the air.. you can smell it everywhere.. my roomates nicknamed it "the airconditioner for your berries"
augh...
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