- The boys wear AXE body spray. A lot of it.
- 45 children
- open space for children to roam... and run away
- children running into each other
- chidren hurting each other
- AXE body spray
- watching the insanity of the girls change room
- having to yell at students
- yell loudly
- hurting my poor voice!
- whipping wind, strong wind against my face
- my lips are chapped
- fucking axe body spray
- watching kids play stupid games
- kids expecting me to care if other kids cheat
- having to deal with head injuries
Things I like about Teaching PE:
- I get to wear a whistle
- I get to blow said whistle
- I get to come to work in yoga clothes.
18 Comments:
How strong was the wind? Perhaps it was blowing Axe body spray from every middle school playground in the area.
Whilst the makers will tell you women find it irresistible the truth is that the Europeans now use it to clear rioters and protesters off the streets. Base ingredients include CS gas if you read the small print.
What the fuck is up with AXE body spray? I have always hated cologne on men, but that stuff is the worst! Maybe when I tell my boyfriend that your middle schoolers drowned themselves in it, he will finally stop creating an AXE gas chamber every morning.
It's better than smelling like urine, like one of my kids last week. I think he missed the toilet.
I blogged about teaching today too.
Note to self: Scrap "Operation Woo Knitty With Axe Body Spray".
operation "woo knitty with axe" would result in "operation remove testicles from abdomen"
what the hell is axe? is it like lynx? or is that something different? you're speaking american!!!
ah sorry loz. AXE is a cheap cologne marketed to teens, claiming it will make the women so stupid they won't realize you are wearing cheap body spray.
It smells like old men's sweaty balls
ok, i am TOtally going to go against the flow on this one and open myself to an onslaught of questioning looks and raised eyebrows.
if i had a way to whisper this, i would, but unfortunately i have to say in the same voice as everything else. just imagine that i'm whispering, ok?
i like the smell of Axe.
NOT when it's overdone, but just a little hint of it arouses me. It's only one particular type of it, and Soldier Boy wears it and it drives me crazy. I get one whiff and I'm ready to get naked.
I'm glad I'm not a middle school teacher.
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Who has testicles on their abdomen?
any suitor drenched in Axe would be undergoing testicle extraction surgery..
Sis B- I think you are hot for Soldier Boy, because well he is damn fine. any scent very gently used can be okay but the axe spray bottle style and the eagerness of middle school youth to get their jibblies touched leads to excess.
oh, and i also meant to say that... i have, um, firsthand experience (so to speak) with sweaty old man testicles, and, well, I'd be hard pressed to say that there's any smell on the face of the earth that's worse than that.
What is it about your blog that makes me want to confess?
Children wearing AXE body spray?
Man, I knew those ads were bad news. Really.
Hey, I need to poke around more often. Sorry for being a neglecting reject.
That's it...forget this crap. I'm switching to TAG. Their commercials are way cooler anyways, this way I can have SissyB tackling me in a grocery store. I thought middle school kids smelled funny no matter what they sprayed on their bodies in an effort to get their jibblies touched. And I went and looked at the ingredients. Mondo is wrong, zero CS gas goodies in there. I have personal experience with CS, good times...laughed, cried -- had a good time.
if axe works soldier boy then stick to it.. first impressions on scents stick...
Sis b- you aren't the first to confess random things on my blog, it must be an aura I give off...
sorry to hear about the old man balls
LOL@the AXE spray. I remember how bad the school hallways were when I was younger, I can't imagine what it must be like with that crap floating around.
And have you seen the new commercial with the guy and girl in the car? I laughed myself silly, but really.. I don't want to think about 16 year olds getting head in a car. Seriously.
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