Mountains of group work is driving me crazy, so instead of writing something insightful I'm going to continue shooting fish in a barrel.
How many things can you find wrong about The Hoff delirious ramblings?
"I can go into any hospital in any country and make a kid smile and forget about their pain for a couple of seconds. How fantastic is that?! I just walk in. All the kids go, 'AAAAH! Michael Knight!'—and they're coming at me with their IVs! It's incredible. Michael Knight is my shield. [Booming voice] I AM SUPERMAN, and I can go ANYWHERE!"
Later, he recounts how women in Iran watch Baywatch via satellite. "They're sitting there oppressed—they can't vote [sic], can't do anything! And then they go, 'What the fuck?! This is the world! Why I can't I go out there?' And then they pull their burkas back and they've got blonde hair! It's a question of the culture and the freedom it gives to these people."
Ah yes, it's all about The Hoff, spreading democracy and blond-in-a-bottle, through the magic of bouncing fake tits.
How many things can you find wrong about The Hoff delirious ramblings?
"I can go into any hospital in any country and make a kid smile and forget about their pain for a couple of seconds. How fantastic is that?! I just walk in. All the kids go, 'AAAAH! Michael Knight!'—and they're coming at me with their IVs! It's incredible. Michael Knight is my shield. [Booming voice] I AM SUPERMAN, and I can go ANYWHERE!"Later, he recounts how women in Iran watch Baywatch via satellite. "They're sitting there oppressed—they can't vote [sic], can't do anything! And then they go, 'What the fuck?! This is the world! Why I can't I go out there?' And then they pull their burkas back and they've got blonde hair! It's a question of the culture and the freedom it gives to these people."
Ah yes, it's all about The Hoff, spreading democracy and blond-in-a-bottle, through the magic of bouncing fake tits.
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[salutes] God Bless You, sir.
This is to inform you that agents from The Order of the Hoff will be visiting you soon with questions regarding your loyalty.
Okay, the Knight Rider theme song is stuck in my head now.
A real celebrity can make a sick kid smile and forget about their pain for an entire day. The Hoff, a couple of seconds.
Sounds about right.
You scoff at Hoff?
Are we in Germany?
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