I'm debating a new regular feature "Celebrities say the stupidest things"....
"I've always had a great voice, you either have it or you don't. It's something you're born with. I'm a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books."
- Paris Hilton
Note to Paris: Unless you have Alaskan King down there, lose the pube crabs then we will talk about all your talents.
"I've always had a great voice, you either have it or you don't. It's something you're born with. I'm a brand, a model, an artiste, an actress, a designer. I write books."
- Paris Hilton
Note to Paris: Unless you have Alaskan King down there, lose the pube crabs then we will talk about all your talents.
9 Comments:
Maybe she's adjusting her penis.
that would explain a lot!
no, i think that's where she keeps nicole richie now. she's probably letting her out for a swim.
she could the damn thing is so small!
I always thought she looked a bit like a transexual. And her speaking voice is strange... she puts on this affectation to sound sweet, with a high pitch. But sometimes, it's kinda thick and low sounding.
She's definitely just making sure it's still tucked!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
::body shivers in disgust::
I detest that peice of bone marrow.
I think she has a camera up there. She needs to revive her internet porn career.
Paris, Like You've Never Seen Her Before! Up Close and Personal!
I think she should just add "I look hot digging in my pants" to her list of talents.
Hmm. I have to go adjust my resume now...
Is she reaching for her phone, do you think?
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