Why do I have such wierd sex dreams? Last time I had a celeb sex dream it was with Jon Stewart. And two nights ago it was ::gavomitting a little:: Kelsey Grammer...
i can't believe i'm going to admit this, i have never told ANYONE in my whole life and for some reason i always spill my darkest secrets over here. i must feel safe.
when i was a teenager i had sex dreams about Jaleel White.
You wanna know what's crazy, I don't have those types of dreams.
The last dream I can remember was me sitting in a gazebo with a bunch of Democrats, talking policy, when an angry mob of republicans (complete with torches and pitchforks) chased us out of the forest.
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I've had three sex dreams about three celebrities.
Jon Bon Jovi - awesome.
Josh Duhamel - unfuckingbelievable.
Howard Stern - not so good.
And as if Kelsey Grammar himself isn't bad enough, I'm picturing him in Cheers, with that frizzy mullet/receeding hairline combo. That's hot.
I purposely picked a picture without the mullet so I wouldn't feel so bad.
i can't believe i'm going to admit this, i have never told ANYONE in my whole life and for some reason i always spill my darkest secrets over here. i must feel safe.
when i was a teenager i had sex dreams about Jaleel White.
Yeah, you heard me.
Urkel.
AUGH!!!
I have to go take a shower now.
I'll say this, though: Josh Duhamel? Hot. Break me off a piece of that dream, Brooke.
i have jon stewart sex dreams regularly.
unfortunately he always does his g.w.b laugh impersonation which kind of kills the mood.
my jon stewart sex dreams are hot.
now I have to go find out who josh duhamel is.
sis- was he stephan or steve? cause stephan was pretty hot.
luckily it was the actual actor... who i assumed was more like stephan...
You wanna know what's crazy, I don't have those types of dreams.
The last dream I can remember was me sitting in a gazebo with a bunch of Democrats, talking policy, when an angry mob of republicans (complete with torches and pitchforks) chased us out of the forest.
Look at it like this: It could have been a different Cheers character. It could have been Norm.
Maybe Frasier's intellect won you over. And - hey - on his show, he was quite the ladies' man. I don't know. I'm trying here!
jj- at least norm was funny! "It's a dog eat dog world and I'm wearing milkbone underwear"
lolo- I have no excuses.
Ok, I was worried about you before, but now I'm getting really concerned. Kelsey Grammer?? :-)
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