Sunday, April 30, 2006
Why is the Panda Molesting People?

After a nice, classy evening of drinking red wine and playing cards at a friends house, TFG and I heard what sounded like a good time at a bar nearby.
We figured, what the hell! It's 11:30, we should check it out.

When we got there the bar ("The Rumpus Room") was packed with people wearing boas and lei's dancing the electronica beats being blasted by the dj with his wall of records. The drinks were tasty and cheap, and people were wearing funky clothes. TFG and I got a very gay vibe from this bar, mainly from the dildo-like art and the amount of lady-on-lady action that was going on (down boys, it wasn't that hot).

The strangest part had to be the person in a full-body panda costume. The panda was running around molesting and being molested, and everyone seemed to know the panda.

It was around then that we figured that the panda was going to start some kind of orgy and since we didn't have a camera, figured we would leave.


6 Comments:

Blogger Jaded said...

So, is the Panda considered a Plushie or a Furry? I can never figure out the difference. Sheesh.

Blogger Ubermilf said...

Maybe the panda was looking for a cookie.

Blogger yournamehere said...

Maybe David Letterman was filming a segment called "How long till a guy in a Panda suit gets thrown out of an Austrailian bar?"
Did you see anyone there who looked suspiciously like Biff Henderson?

Blogger Tits McGee said...

I love that you titled that picture "glowing cock."

Also, regarding the difference between Plushies and Furries - it's my understanding that Furries like to dress up in animal costumes, and some like to have sex while thus costumed, while Plushies like to cut holes into stuffed animals and fuck them. I'm no prude, but I find this deeply disturbing.

Blogger Maddie said...

Every post I read makes me want to visit Australia more...

Blogger FRITZ said...

Dammit, jaded&opinionated! I was going to ask if the Panda was a plushie or a furry. The furries, I believe, are the ones who just molest one another. The Plushies cut holes and such in order to do the nasty.

Austrailia is for lovers!

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