Alright, I have to ask, am I the only one pissed off about
Paris Hilton putting out an album?
I mean honestly, I can avoid her music by not listening to the radio (easy) and not watching MTV and the like (super easy) but I can't avoid all forms of television on the chance they might show her bony ass rolling around the sand in her bikini (stupid morning news show).
Forget the sacchrine lyrics that mean nothing (honestly "stars are blind"?!? WTF?!) or the fact that she can't sing, it's that if she wasn't a Hilton her album never would have been made, she never would have been able to afford the plastic surgery to make her look human and chances are she would be a crackwhore.
GAH!
P.S. after writing this I discovered this and had a giggle
Paris Hilton putting out an album?
I mean honestly, I can avoid her music by not listening to the radio (easy) and not watching MTV and the like (super easy) but I can't avoid all forms of television on the chance they might show her bony ass rolling around the sand in her bikini (stupid morning news show).
Forget the sacchrine lyrics that mean nothing (honestly "stars are blind"?!? WTF?!) or the fact that she can't sing, it's that if she wasn't a Hilton her album never would have been made, she never would have been able to afford the plastic surgery to make her look human and chances are she would be a crackwhore.
GAH!
P.S. after writing this I discovered this and had a giggle
5 Comments:
You don't have to be famous to get someone to let you record an album, you just have to have money. Any record company will record and market your record as long as they don't have to lose money on it. Of course, if the record does well, they're more than happy to take the profits. But no, Paris wouldn't have been able to do it if she wasn't who she is, or if she was poor. The sad thing is, I bet it sells well just because people will be curious. She's a skank.
I would like to know what Paris would look like without the money poured into her looks.
i think she'd be working at maccas if she wasn't an heiress.
but it's hard to say... if she hadn't been handed every little thing she ever wanted, she might have had to develop some intelligence and talent in her life. if raised correctly she might have turned out to be a normal person. is it nature or nurture?
wow.
just wow.
a) my blog.
b)HA
c)playing along with your little 6 degrees... tell your baby daddy's girlfriend's son to dump Paris and get tested. soon. Those crabs can get pretty big if left unchecked.
When you live in a country where a Bush is President, you have to prioritize your disasters. Hilton is way off my radar.
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