Thursday, December 14, 2006
Dear Annie...
I read this in my local paper this morning I thought I would share the stomach churning goodness.
Dear Annie:
I can sympathize with "Losing it in North Carolina," who found out about his wife's sexual past.
Alright, lets stop here for a second. When I saw this I thought that this man's wife cheated on him. Otherwise, what is such a big issue that it is worth writing in for?!
Like him, my wife swore there was only one guy before me (that was 25 years of marriage ago). Last year, I found out there were at least five others.

5 whole men? What a whore.

I felt duped into marriage, but I have grown to accept that these things happened before we met. We've talked a lot in the past year, and I think our relationship is better now.
Wow, aren't you a big man, do you want a cookie? A standing ovation for accepting that your wife had a life before she met you!?

The problem is, I can't stop asking my wife about the details. I spend lots of time thinking of questions regarding her past. Not only does she not want to discuss any of this, she gets very angry whenever I bring it up. Can you blame her? I told her this is my way of trying to come to grips with it. What is there to come to grips with exactly? Is it OK to keep asking her about these details, or should I try to find some way to erase my memory? -- Lost in Virginia


Alright, so honestly, am I overreacting about this guy? Do you think men (or women) have a right to full disclosure before getting married or is it really none of our business?


7 Comments:

Blogger dizzy von damn! said...

it's no one's business.

he's a tool.

i can understand feeling shocked at new knowledge, but it's not like she revealed a secret past life as the whore of babylon.

Blogger Ubermilf said...

I think he's a tool, but I don't think she should've married someone who would've judged her so harshly. She should've told the truth from the beginning, or said, "I'm not comfortable talking about this," instead of lying.

Then she would've known what kind of guy HE was before SHE married him.

Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

I think she should offer him pornographic sketches to help with the vivid and graphic descriptions she gives him every time he asks.

Then she should let him know what a tool he is.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

What a douche.

Blogger Tits McGee said...

BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday, dear Knitty!
Happy Birthday to you!

::hugs::

Blogger yournamehere said...

She should say "I married you because I can actually sleep during sex, which is helpful. With the others, I actually felt the penetration, which made sleeping during the act quite difficult. Oh, and the five guys were the '82 Los Angeles Lakers."

Blogger Monkey said...

And Todd's comment is just one of the 101 reasons I love him madly.

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