Things I have learned...

1. After I walked into a nearby school and 20 minutes later had my internship secured, I am apparently presentable and can appear competent. Woohoo! Now if only I was competent.
   
2. I came to understand how quickly a person living in an abusive relationship can be conditioned to prevent the abuse as much as possible. I was frightened by how quickly I learned to do things a certain way to prevent my grandfather from yelling at me.
   
3. If I could wake up one morning and knit as fantastically as Miss Kendra I could die happy.
   
4. No matter how many times I move, it never gets any easier. At least this time we have only been here a couple of nights and our art is already on the walls. Now only if I could get the boxes out of my way.
   
5. I forgot just how bloody cold -12 degrees C is.
   
6. I forgot just how much hard work shoveling snow is.
   
7. iTunes audiobooks are brilliant when you need to read a book and unpack.
   
8. After watching TV with TFG last night, I remembered just how deaf he is. Oww my ears.
   
9. Christians need sex toys too, but they have to go to a special store.
   
10. Nick can't spell fellatio.
11. Making Ikea bookcases level is a bitch.
    
12. In the caption contest there is a tie (official judges being myself and TFG) " Face-Eating Vagina Attacks Again! Spectators watch in entranced horror!" and " everybody wins in "spot the lesbian.""
13. Sitting here blogging whilst TFG puts things away is a little annoying, off I go!