Some Random Tidbits..

During my neurotic perusal of the ol' blog counter I came across these interesting bits of randomness:

a search of :
pimp butt
"how to say difficult things to your mother" (without quotations)
"testicle botox" (with quotations)
Paul Kokoski (probably that psycho googling himself again)

all result in an arrival to my blog.

I also found out that "blogpatrol" keeps a running count of the top 1000 blogs (according to hits).. I'm number 550. I always knew I was average..
The "Number one blog"? 1900918 hit.. it isn't even a blog.. one big bold Spanish sentence, no posts..

crazyness I tells ya..

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Today went well, special ed always lends to hilarity. One boy "Tyler" introduced himself by telling me he "liked pretty girls" while staring at my breasts, because he placed himself 10 inches away from them. One student wondered why everyone was teasing him. Maybe he shouldn't drag carry on luggage (on wheels) around school and offer everyone "moisturizer" from a small sample bottle of Dove.

Came home and watch Nip/Tuck from last week. Gotta love the porn with a plot. There is something to be said about a show that allows a man to discover the true meaning of parenting after a lesson he learned from his threesome gone awry. I really thought the tranny justice from last week to be especially enlightening.

TFG is walking around Queen Street, taking in the sights. I hope he enjoys it, in a few weeks he will be in suburban hell just like me.

Just wish we were in suburban hell together.

Then we might have some fun...