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Apparently gabbin 'bout 'gina's is too much for you people.
How about a song?

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That's right, barbershop is making a comeback.

Vagina, The New Accessory

Ah yes, vagina it's the new "property of Tiffany's" or midget little yappy dog, the kind of item a Hollywood it-girl cannot leave the house without making sure everyone knows they own.
Seeing as Britney Spears(NSFW) and Lindsay Lohan (also NSFW) can't seem to remember to put panties on when they leave the house, I'm starting think that maybe it is on purpose (no one can be THAT dumb can they?!) and I for one am not for it. I mean think of the car upholstery!?! No one wants to deal with that. So I have a few suggestions for all the young ladies of Hollywood that feel they need to compete with Lindsay and Britney:

If you feel that you would like to put your cooch on display, that is your prerogative, but could you maybe give it a little style, Britney and Lindsay's style is sooooo Sinead O'Connor. The next thing you know their vaginas will be hosting SNL and doing awful things to pictures of the pope. Take a look at this book for advise of how to fluff and style your hair down there.

Now I know I may sound like your grandmother, but you knows what goes nicely with a short skirt? A pair of knickers. If you want to compete with the girls while still giving a little flash, then how about a pair of panties that empower the pussy? You could be really creative, I mean look at any of the 12 thousand options on cafepress!

If you are willing perhaps let your vagina be represented in a different fashion, can I recommend one of these?

You could go a little DIY and make a coin purse:
See how pretty that is?

















How about a little piece of jewelery?
This way you could show your solidarity to the bearded clam club without flashing it all over the place, and hey it's kinda stylish!







If you want to go a little "medical-textbooky" you could get a little more graphic, maybe show a whole uterus on the side of your purse,















If you are willing to go medieval, well, pre-medieval (is that just call "eval"?) can I suggest the shield?
I think it could go well with a pair of Uggs!


So there ya go ladies, a plethora of options that you could consider before you run out pantie-less.

This Knitty Kitty

Started Blogging 2 years ago today.

This year has been insane, and I've already done a few retrospectives, so I think I will republish my favourite post ever, but first I would like to know your favourite, so let me have it.

All of the Sudden

I am especially thankful for water

Want to Give a Gift?

Give it to these people.

If you do, your heart will grow three sizes that day, just like the Grinch.

Happy Thanksgiving

Even though we are crazy Canadians we love a good reason to cook a turkey so we will be celebrating with bean casserole and all the flyer's we can handle. We will not however be partaking in the time honoured tradition of post-thanksgiving shopping. Good news in my life is that TFG and I will be able to have our very first Christmas together and for that I am very thankful. I know it's cheesy and oh-so-charlie-brown Christmas of me but I have a few other things I'm thankful for and I feel the need to document them...
- Since last thanksgiving I have managed to do and see some amazing things. Things I could have never thought I had the courage to do and I never imagined it would be so seamless.
- I got to play house with TFG for close to a year and it was fantastic.
- Despite a scare, my family all have their health and are happy.
- I have lots of fun and exciting changes in store for next year that I hope will lead to a more permanent life.

I'm especially thankful for my friends out here in blogger-ville and I hope you all have a great day.

Oh Great.

So now when the aliens land on earth their first words to humanity will be "Take me to your Colonel"

What teenage boys do when they aren't drinking?

The big reason I have a hard time living at home is that there is absolutely nothing to do in the sad sad suburbs. My brother decided to return the favour for all the fabulous times I gave him in Australia and invited me in on some shenanigans he had going on while his friend was out of town.
My brother got some friends together and 16,000 post-it notes and this happened.
At the end of the video the gnome's post-it's say "I did it"

5 things

Nick tagged me for a meme where I get to tell you "Five Things You Don't Know About Me That Should Probably Remain That Way".

Lucky you.

1) 3 months into my relationship with TFG I developed a sexual dysfunction that took 2 years to treat and "fix".

2) In order to remained "fixed" I have to keep in "practice" (take that as you will).

3) I never had acne on my face, only on my butt. Make-up is a breeze, but bathing suit shopping is a nightmare.

4) I've never been on a real date, just always fallen into long term relationships.

5) I have fun catching TFG off guard and licking his nose (somewhat on the inside) and his eyelids. It grosses him out to no end.


In other news, thank you all for the kind wishes! The doctors sent a very carefully worded letter saying that my mother's latest tests "seem" normal so all is "seemlingly" well here at Casa De Kitty.
You are all more then welcome to be brutally honest about the new template, the last one was too bland, also if anyone knows what I need to center the current one, please let me know.

Back in the U.S.A

I made it home safe and sound, but I had to experience Wednesday for 40 hours, watch 8 films, eat 4 airplane meals and sleep a total of 8 hours. I flew business class so I can't really complain about the flight.

While I was in the air there was a small tsunami in Japan, my uncle died and my mother's monogram caused "concern" with her doctor.
Lovely.
The jet lag hasn't really hit me yet and while seeing my dogs and my family is great, the suburbs of California are nothing compared to my tiny apartment in Brisbane and the whole life I just left behind.
It's 9:30 pm on Thursday but my laptop clock says 3:14 pm on Friday and I don't really want to change it.
I'm sure it will get better, I was just so used to being full on everyday, either teaching or traveling around seeing new things and the most exciting thing that happened while I was gone was that a "Staples" opened up near our house.
Woopie! I can buy paper a mile away when before I had drive one suburb over.

TFG Rules and other musings

I Heart Early Birthday Presents.

I don't care all that much about country music awards, but this is still hilarious

It's been nine months but I finally realised that when the aussies say "car-key" (phonetically) it is actually the word "khaki"

Tommorow is my last day of practical experience and I'm looking forward to getting drunk in the teacher's lounge during "friday focus". I just think a school with a fridge filled with booze is fantastic.

Just as I'm about to leave Australia, "Daily Show: International Edition" comes back on the air. Bastards.

Thoughts

• Spanx are brilliant, unless you need a wee or want to breathe
• I had my last meeting with my knitting group tonight, they gave me timtam's and a card and little toothpicks with australian flags on them. I wanted to cry.
  
• Melbourne Cup is fantastic excuse to wear a frilly hat.
  
• 8 days until I go back to California, then 2 months later I go back to Canada. Seeing as it is a lovely 35 degrees (real degrees not fahrenheit)
• It took three tries to spell fahrenheit. stupid word.
  
• I know there is a titch of controversy over Ted Haggard but the bottom line for me is that if you are a major leader in an organisation, ANY organisation (religious or corporate) if you are routinely dropping meth and hiring prostitutes that is gonna catch up with you and get you fired.
• If you have never seen Saved! you need to, right now. Go.
  
• Back? Alright my favourite part is at the end when the lead character states "So everything that doesn't fit into some stupid idea of what you think God wants you just try to hide or fix or get rid of? It's just all too much to live up to. No one fits in one hundred percent of the time." Maybe Ted should watch it.
  
• I should probably try and start packing 9 months worth of life into 2 suitcases.
  
• Screw packing, I'm going to bed.
  

Yea but not but yea but...

If you have not discovered "Little Britain" yet, find a way.
It is one of the funniest sketch comedies I have seen in a really long time.
I was shocked and horrified to find out that I have been here 1o months and there have been 3 seasons of this show and I never knew about it. To top it off after I leave a live show will be starting a tour of Australia.
Now for your viewing pleasure, a clip:

Grey's Anatomy

I'll admit that I watch the damn show and that I cried whilst watching the finale (they killed the dog!!) but there is something about the show that irks me.
I cannot stand the "main" character.
TFG and I have discussed this, and the whole "will they, won't they" topped off by Meredith Grey thinking she can date both of them (I've seen the first two episodes of season 3) makes me crazy.
I've decided the vet and the doctor should run off together.
That would make the most sense.
Then they can dump Grey in a lake and rename it to "Yang's anatomy"

Am I alone in this? does anyone out there in blogger world like this twig of a woman? Or care about Grey's Anatomy at all?